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Dear Fundamentalists,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people
regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from
your postings, and I try to share that knowledge with
as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend
the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind
him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an
abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding
some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.


a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I
know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev
1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor
is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as
sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what
do you think would be a fair price for her?

c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman
while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness
(Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have
tried asking, but most women take offense.

d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves,
both male and female, provided they are purchased from
neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this
applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you
clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the
Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put
to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating
shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a
lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree.
Can you settle this?

g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar
of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit
that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be
20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed,
including the hair around their temples, even though
this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should
they die?

i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a
dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play
football if I wear gloves?

j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by
planting two different crops in the same field, as
does his wife by wearing garments made of two
different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He
also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really
necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the
whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16)
Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private
family affair like we do with people who sleep with
their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I
am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is
eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.

All written word is "The Opinion" of Thomas A. unless otherwise noted...

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